We can’t stand an endless onslaught of emails from the same companies. It always seems like they are screaming for attention and it’s a bit annoying.

We like things nice and tidy…and quiet.

When you sign up for our list, you’ll receive occasional…and hopefully relevant, or at least moderately interesting emails. 🌟

We are happy to honor requests to hound you relentlessly! Please note there is an upcharge for this service. 😜